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RECAP OF THE FIRST ROUND OF THE TOURNAMENT TO END ALL TOURNAMENTS

Due to the absurd length of the first round, here's a recap of what's gone down so far (and because my dude Luke asked nicely):

BRACKET I:

Sweet Daddy Falcone defeats Villano IV
Bobo Brazil defeats Chyna
Rob Conway defeats Jesse Gymini
Luke Harper defeats P.N. News
Mason Ryan defeats Jimmy Wang Yang
Jim Londos defeats Scott Armstrong
Johnny B. Badd / Marc Mero defeats George "The Animal" Steele
Mark Henry defeats Col. Robert Park

BRACKET II:

Chris Masters defeats Ian Rotten
Eddie Edwards defeats The Maestro
Savio Vega defeats "Bullet" Bob Armstrong
The Iron Sheik defeats Danny Doring
"Rugged" Ronnie Garvin defeats Danny Basham
Steve Simpson defeats Joey Abs
Zeus defeats Brad Maddox
"Scrap Iron" Adam Pearce defeats Dr. Jerry Graham

BRACKET III:

Wladek Zbyszko defeats "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels
"Big Cat" Ernie Ladd defeats Gillberg (Duane Gill)
Lance Hoyt defeats Taka Michinoku
"Grandmaster Sexay" Brian Christopher defeats "Rock & Roll" Buck Zumhofe
Buff Bagwell defeats Vampiro
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair defeats "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson
One Man Gang defeats Mil Mascaras
Jay Lethal defeats Alex Wright

BRACKET IV:

BJ Whitmer defeats Chris Chetti
Sonjay Dutt defeats Jack Victory
D-Von Dudley defeats Mark Youngblood
Paul Bunyan defeats Ciclope
Waldo Von Erich defeats Epico Colon
Antonino Rocca defeats Mikey Whipwreck
Shad Gaspard defeats Mo (from Men On a Mission)
Big Rocco (Big Tilly) defeats Kizarny

BRACKET V:

Jackie Fargo defeats Nailz
Hardcore Holly defeats The Warlord
Triple H defeats Iceman Parsons
Terry Taylor defeats Jey Uso
Monty Brown defeats Sean O'Haire
"Wildfire" Tommy Rich defeats Phantasio
Chris Benoit defeats Big E Langston
"The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith defeats Kenny Dykstra

BRACKET VI:

Alberto Del Rio defeats Sniper (from The Truth Commission)
Mabel (aka Viscera) defeats "The Outlaw" Ron Bass
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin defeats Nunzio
Johnny Valentine defeats Bill Kazmaier
Killer Kahn defeats Pacman Jones
Bad News Brown defeats Kenny Kaos
Erick Rowan defeats Ron Harris
Bobby Lashley defeats Snitsky

BRACKET VII:

Ax defeats Jimmy Uso
Matt Hardy defeats Blake Beverly
"Primetime" Elix Skipper defeats General Adnan
Booker T defeats Jack Brisco
Gorilla Monsoon defeats Nathan Jones
Masahiro Chono defeats J.J. Dillon
Cousin Junior defeats Steven Dunn
Davey Richards defeats "Sweet" Stan Lane

BRACKET VIII:

Ludvig Borga defeats Steve Corino
Kane defeats  "Captain" Lou Albano
Barry Windham defeats Glacier
Bray Wyatt defeats Jerry Brisco
Cody Rhodes defeats Giant Silva
Dutch Mantel defeats Darren Young
Marty Jannetty defeats Billy Robinson
Balls Mahoney defeats Amazing Red

BRACKET IX:

Harley Race defeats Steve Keirn
Stevie Ray defeats Hornswoggle
Roadkill defeats Jay Youngblood
Jack Evans defeats Rodney
Masato Yoshino defeats Harry Smith (aka D.H. Smith)
Billy Kidman defeats Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
Loch Ness defeats Lance Storm
Smash defeats Mosh

BRACKET X:

Daniel Bryan defeats S.D. Jones
Killer Kowalski defeats Abraham Lincoln (yes the ex-President)
Eddie Guerrero defeats The Blue Meanie
Samu defeats Wes Brisco
Dolph Ziggler defeats Jamie Knoble
Zack Ryder defeats Alex Riley
Antonio Inoki defeats Duke "The Dumpster" Drose
Crash Holly defeats Mike Enos (aka Beau Beverly)

BRACKET XI:

Tenzan defeats Hunico
The Mix defeats Angelo Poffo
Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy defeats Adam Bomb
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes defeats Joey Ryan
Gory Guerrero defeats The Patriot
Tito Santana defeats Crimson
Luke Gallows defeats Buddy Roberts
Titus O'Neil defeats Drew McIntyer

BRACKET XII:

Jeff Jarrett defeats Keith Hart
Ray "The Cripler" Stevens defeats "Dr. D" David Schultz
A.J. Styles defeats Villano V
Road Dogg defeats Bo Dallas
Bam Bam Biggelow defeats Lucky Cannon
"Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers defeats Reno
Tyler Black / Seth Rollins defeats Eric Watts
Test defeats Virgil

BRACKET XIII:

Dick The Bruiser defeats Chavo Guerrero Sr.
Ryback defeats Jimmy Valiant
Primo Colon defeats "Leaping" Lanny Poffo (The Genius)
The Big Show defeats Hiro Matsuda
Earthquake defeats Chief Wahoo McDaniel
Joey Mercury defeats Rasta The Voodoo Man
"Diamond" Dallas Page defeats Bushwhacker Butch
"Macho Man" Randy Savage defeats David Von Erich

BRACKET XIV:

"Superstar" Billy Graham defeats Steve "Mongo" McMichael
Ricky Morton defeats B. Brian Blair
Tyler Reks defeats Ricardo Rodriguez
William Regal defeats Zema Ion
Wade Barrett defeats "Jumpin'" Joey Maggs
Rhyno defeats The Missing Link
King Kong Bundy defeats Evan Karagias
Sabu defeats "Magnificent" Don Muraco

BRACKET XV:

Mike Knox defeats Chris Hero
Rip Morgan defeats "Conan" Chris Walker
Chavo Guerrero Jr. defeats R-Truth
Tully Blanchard defeats Perry Saturn
CM Punk defeats Lodi
Paul London defeats Colonel DeBeers
Nigel McGuiness defeats Max Moon
Axl Rotten defeats La Parka

BRACKET XVI:

Justin Credible defeats Brian Kendrick
Baron Von Raschke defeats Danny Hodge
Brock Lesnar defeats Bart Gunn
Rob Van Dam defeats Mr. Hughes
"The Prince Of Punk" Shannon Moore defeats Rosey
Nikolai Volkoff defeats Norman Smiley
Gunner defeats Pete Gas
Jean Pierre LaFitte defeats Koko B. Ware

BRACKET XVII:

Bobby Roode defeats Sylvester Terkay
Trytan defeats Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker
Junkyard Dog defeats Blackjack Mulligan
Mike Awesome defeats Animal
"Wild" Bill Irwin defeats Tom Prichard
Rey Mysterio defeats Nikita Koloff
Tatsumi Fujinami defeats The Renegade
Rick Martel defeats George Wells

BRACKET XVIII:

Batista defeats Kevin Steen
Rikishi defeats Low-Ki
"The Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich defeats "Golden Boy" Arnold Skaaland
Dory Funk Jr. defeats Ron Simmons
Larry Zbyszko defeats Jack Swagger
Kofi Kingston defeats The Dark Patriot
Goldust defeats Johnny Devine
"Dr. Death" Steve Williams defeats El Generico

BRACKET XIX:

The Godfather defeats Curt Hawkins
Edouard Carpentier defeats David Otunga
Dakota Darsow defeats Chaz Taylor
The Undertaker defeats Horace Hogan
Raven defeats Muhammad Hassan
Rene Dupree defeats Cobra (aka nWo Sting)
Kanyon defeats Tom Davis
Spike Dudley defeats Crowbar

BRACKET XX:

Brodus Clay defeats Philip Lafon
Whipper Billy Watson defeats Thrasher
Nova (aka Simon Dean) defeats Kyle O'Riley
Vic Grimes defeats Michael Tarver
Abyss defeats Rodney Mack
Randy Orton defeats Stevie Richards
Jeff Hardy defeats Rico
Vladimir Kozlov defeats Johnny Grunge

BRACKET XXI:

"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff defeats Jimmy "Jam" Garvin
Daniel Puder defeats Louie Spicolli
Bull Buchanan defeats Tug Taylor
Hernandez defeats The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea
Umaga defeats Caprice Coleman
Jerry Lynn defeats Trent Barretta
Andre The Giant defeats Professor Tanaka
Rick Steiner defeats "Jumping" Jim Brunzell

BRACKET XXII:

Pat O'Connor defeats The Tonga Kid (aka Tama)
Chris Sabin defeats Daivari
The Berzerker defeats Raymond Rougeau
Lash LeRoux defeats Jesse Dalton
Gene Kiniski defeats New Jack
Consequences Creed defeats Alex Porteau
Rob Terry defeats Scotty Riggs
"Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig defeats Konnan

BRACKET XXIII:

"Playboy" Buddy Rose defeats Maven
Ice Train defeats Terry Garvin (aka Terry Simms)
Charlie Haas defeats Mark Jindrak
Kevin Von Erich defeats Barry Horowitz
Jake "The Snake" Roberts defeats Kevin Thorn
Luther Reigns defeats Big Bully Busick
Verne Gagne defeats Carlos Colon
Chris Jericho defeats Uncle Elmer

BRACKET XXIV:

Ray Steele defeats Camacho
Haku / Meng defeats David Sammartino
The Wall defeats Heidenreich
Tyson Tomko defeats "The California Studd" Rod Price
911 defeats Moondog King
I.R.S. (Mike Rotundo) defeats Sal (Bruno Sassi)
Giant Baba defeats Steve Blackman
Bastion Booger defeats Ernest "The Cat" Miller

BRACKET XXV:

Colt Cabana defeats El Dandy
Edge defeats Chuck Palumbo
George Hackenschmidt defeats Kevin Sullivan
Roderick Strong defeats Super Crazy
Squire David Taylor defeats Garett Bischoff
Mideon defeats Ralphus
Lawrence Taylor defeats Sick Boy
The Great Khali defeats Juventud Guerrera

BRACKET XXVI:

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiassi defeats Zack Gowen
Psychosis defeats Bushwhacker Luke
Dean Ambrose defeats Kurrgan
Sting defeats King Iaukea
Alex Shelley defeats Max Buck
Hector Guerrero defeats Domino
Disco Inferno defeats Doug Basham
Dean Malenko defeats 2 Cold Scorpio

BRACKET XXVII:

Yokozuna defeats Tracy Smothers
Kurt Angle defeats Vince McMahon
Owen Hart defeats Black Bart
Frankie Kazarian defeats Percy Watson
Stan "The Man" Stasiak defeats Brakkus
Kenzo Suzuki defeats "Jungle" Jim Steele
The Boogeyman defeats Eugene
Sam Houston defeats Shaggy 2 Dope

BRACKET XXVIII:

The Big Bossman defeats Mr. Fuji
"Cowboy" James Storm defeats "The Franchise" Shane Douglas
"The Natural" Butch Reed" defeats Akio Sato
Damien Sandow defeats Trevor Murdoch
Floyd "Money" Mayweather defeats Evad Sullivan
Goldberg defeats Big Vito
"The Polish Hammer" Ivan Putski defeats JTG
Fit Finlay defeats Air Paris

BRACKET XXIX:

Bret "The Hitman" Hart defeats "Mad Dog" Vachon
Vader defeats Tony Atlas
Mustafa Saed defeats Simon Diamond
"Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray defeats Barry Hardy
John Morrison defeats Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart
Nick Bockwinkel defeats Kevin Greene
Blackjack Lanza defeats "Z Man" Tom Zenk
John Kronus defeats Jinder Mahal

BRACKET XXX:

The Ultimate Warrior defeats The Demon
Jimmy Jacobs defeats Bobby Duncam Jr.
Kamala defeats Sin Cara
Yoshihiro Tajiri defeats Chris Youngblood
Lou Thez defeats Masato Tanaka
Scott Hall defeats Santino Marella
"Maniac" Mike Davis defeats Billy Jack Haynes
Sheamus defeats Bruiser Brody

BRACKET XXXI:

Gorgeous George defeats Hercules
Bully Ray Dudley defeats Abe Coleman
Armando Estrada defeats Jim Powers
Antonio Cesaro defeats "Classy" Freddy Blassie
CW Anderson defeats Man Mountain Rock
Typhoon defeats Brad Armstrong
"Butcher" Vachon defeats Doink The Clown
Samoa Joe defeats Kid Romeo

BRACKET XXXII:

Tazz defeats The Honky Tonk Man
"Beautiful" Bobby Eaton defeats Sim Snuka
Tommy Dreamer defeats Justin Gabriel
The Rock defeats Funaki
Bruno Sammartino defeats "Pistol" Pez Whatley
Jay Briscoe defeats Hugh Morrus
Dick Murdoch defeats Scorpio Sky
JBL defeats Evan Bourne

BRACKET XXXIII:

Austin Aries defeats Kendall Windham
Ezekiel Jackson defeats Manik
Brian Lee defeats Craig "Pitbull" Pitman
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper defeats Gene LeBell
"Dangerous" Dan Spivey (aka Waylon Mercy) defeats Matt Taven
The Barbarian defeats Christopher Nowinski
Roman Reigns defeats Jerry "The King" Lawler
"Mr. Wrestling" Tim Woods defeats Mike Sanders

BRACKET XXXIV:

Rocky Johnston defeats David Flair
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka defeats Matt Borne
Terry Funk defeats Human Tornado
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan defeats Genichiro Tenryu
Eric Young defeats Cedric Alexander
"The Scissor King" Joe Stecher defeats Firebreaker Chip
Hector Garza defeats Rory McAllister
"Hollywood" John Tatum defeats Abdullah The Butcher

BRACKET XXXV:

Afa defeats Droz
Robbie E defeats Lenny Lane
Necro Butcher defeats Man Mountain Dean
Jushin Thunder Liger defeats Henry O. Godwin
"Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert defeats Elijah Burke (aka "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero)
Jose Lothario defeats Chris Candido
Stanislaus Zbyszko defeats Hawk
Jaques Rougeau defeats Moondog Rex

BRACKET XXXVI:

"Flyin'" Brian Pillman defeats Al Perez
Scott Putski defeats Mantaur
The Crusher defeats "Wildcat" Chris Harris
"Cowboy" Bob Orton defeats "Iron" Mike Sharpe
Michael "P.S." Hayes defeats "Dirty" Dick Slater
"High Chief" Peter Maivia defeats Robert Gibson
"Big Bad" Bobby Duncam defeats Todd Champion
Haystacks Calhoun defeats Jeep Swenson

BRACKET XXXVII:

Ken Patera defeats Aguila
Homicide defeats Doug Furnas
Bruce Hart defeats D-Ray 3000
Ed "The Strangler" Lewis defeats Johnny Swinger
Kevin Nash defeats Dan "The Beast" Severn
Mr. T defeats Paul Roma
"Big" John Studd defeats Lizmark Jr.
Doug Williams defeats Kenny King

BRACKET XXXVIII:

Scott Steiner defeats Tony Rumble
Larry "The Ax" Hennig defeats Jeremy Buck
Pat Tanaka defeats Buck Quartermain
"Mr." Ken Anderson defeats Shane McMahon
Kato defeats Timothy Well
Gary Wolfe defeats Jerry Flynn
Brian Knobs defeats Jerry Sags
Mark Briscoe defeats Sika

BRACKET XXXIX:

Al Snow defeats Tiger Ali Singh
Magnum T.A. defeats Gangrel
X-Pac defeats Tank Abbott
Stu Hart defeats Rick Bognar (the fake Razor Ramon)
Anthony Durante defeats Tom Brandi
Val Venis defeats Orlando Jordan
Fritz Von Erich defeats Don Harris
Sgt. Slaughter defeats Lance Cade

BRACKET XL:

Bob Backlund defeats "Cowboy" Bill Watts
The Sheik (Ed Farhat) defeats Matt Striker
Ultimo Dragon defeats The French Angel
Tyson Kidd defeats Lord Alfred Hayes
Corporal Kirchner defeats Shark Boy
Brian Adams (Crush) defeats Violent J
Chief Jay Strongbow defeats Hurricane Helms
Bronko Nagurski defeats Rip Rogers

BRACKET XLI:

Mick Foley defeats Teddy Hart
Tatanka (Buffalo) defeats Mike Mondo
The Sandman defeats Manu
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat defeats Paul Burchill
Wilbur Snyder defeats Karl Gotch
Hakushi defeats Adrian Adonis
The Great Muta defeats Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Frank Gotch defeats The Dynamite Kid

BRACKET XLII:

Hulk Hogan defeats Chris Adams
Antonino Rocca defeats John Laurinaitis
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine defeats Scotty 2 Hottie
Sid defeats Christian York
Ken Shamrock defeats Danny Davis
Ahmed Johnson defeats Carlito
Pedro Morales defeats A-Train
John Cena defeats Jay Bradley

BRACKET XLIII:

Michael Elgin defeats Ivan Koloff
Genki Horiguchi defeats Jake Milliman
Michael Bennett defeats Rocco Rock
Christian defeats Tommaso Ciampa
Lex Luger defeats Stan Hansen
Greg Gagne defeats Boris Zukhov
Dino Bravo defeats Shawn Stasiak
Giant Gonzales defeats Brad Rheingans

BRACKET XLIV:

Shawn Michaels defeats MVP
Fandango defeats Tony Mamaluke
Yoshi Tatsu defeats Sylvan Grenier (who I mistakenly said was the guy with the poodle and the French Tickler last round.  That was actually his partner Rene Dupree (Whoopsie.).)
Curtis Axel defeats Heath Slater
Happy Humphrey defeats Johnny The Bull
Shelton Benjamin defeats Billy Gunn
Les Thornton defeats Damien Demento
D'Lo Brown defeats Hillybilly Jim

BRACKET XLV:

Matt Morgan defeats Trent Acid
"Ravishing" Rick Rude defeats Gene Anderson
Adam Cole defeats Robbie McAllister
Jake Gymini defeats Silver King
Magnus defeats Van Hammer
Rhett Titus defeats Kwee Wee
Ole Anderson defeats Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
The Brooklyn Brawler defeats Kaz Hayashi

WHEW!!!  That took two hours to type, with no break.  Good luck following that!  (I've got a spreadsheet myself.)

So...I guess I'll wrap this 12 pages of Recap up with a flashback to Myspace:

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