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THE TOURNAMENT TO END ALL TOURNAMENTS: Fourth Round, Brackets XXV-XXVIII

BRACKET XXV


George Hackenschmidt VS Lawrence Taylor

As a wrestling fan, you have to think about this matchup and laugh.  Yes, Lawrence Taylor main evented a Wrestlemania and won.  He is a legit athlete and an NFL Hall Of Famer.  George Hackenschmidt was the first recognized World Heavyweight Champion in wrestling history, and he did it back before the shit was fake.  Sorry LT, but your improbable run into the fourth round hits a titanium wall.


BRACKET XXVI


Sting VS Dean Malenko

Would have been a pretty darn good match, but there's no way Sting isn't going over here, right?  Malenko would be sure to put on quite a clinic in defeat though.  And that's how it goes, because I'm booking this and not WCW.


BRACKET XXVII


Kurt Angle VS Stan "The Man" Stasiak

Two former WWF Champions walk in, and only one can walk out.  That man is Kurt Angle, and Stasiak can't walk because of the Angle Lock.


BRACKET XXVIII


"Cowboy" James Storm VS Goldberg

Hey, I love the Cowboy & all, but dude has zero chance against Goldberg.  Fun fact: Goldberg has only lost five times in his career, and never cleanly.


Recap:

George Hackenschmidt defeats Lawrence Taylor
Sting defeats Dean Malenko
Kurt Angle defeats Stan Stasiak
Goldberg defeats James Storm

Come on back for Brackets XXIX-XXXII!

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