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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - Episode 097: The Music Behind The Memes

For the second week out of the last three, I break a record for most tracks in an episode with (technically) 25.  I originally wanted to go in depth with these memes and explore them, but ain't nobody got time for that, the episode would be two hours and these shownotes would be pages and pages of TL;DR.  So to spare everyone, here's the track list and nothing else.  Look them up on your own and experience the meme for yourself (if it isn't already dead to you from overexposure):

1. "All Star" Smash Mouth
2. "The System Is Down" Strong Bad
3. "Harlem Shake" Baauer
4. "Gangam Style" Psy
5. "Lisa Frank 420 / Modern Computing" Macintosh Plus
6. "Enjoy Yourself" Saint Pepsi
7. Keyboard Cat
9. CENARANG!!! (technically Skrillex?)
10. "Old Kanye Seinfeld" Seinfeld Current Day feat. Kanye West
11. "Black Beatles" Rae Sremmurd & Gucci Mane
12. "Roundabout" Yes
13. Chimpanzee Ridin' On A Segue
14. Nyan Cat
15. "Trololo (I Am Very Glad Because I'm Finally Returning Home)" Edward Khiel
16. "Brecking Wall" D.J. Detwiler
17. "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA" He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe
18. "PPAP" Piko Taro
19. "PPAP Orchestral" Piko Taro
20. "Bad And Boujee" Migos w/ Lil Uzi Vert
21. "SECRET TUNNEL" LoadingReadyRun
22. "Macintosh Plus Piano Cover" Saint Laurent
23. "The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny" Lemon Demon


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