THE TOURNAMENT TO END ALL TOURNAMENTS: Bracket X, Second Round (Matches 397-400)



Daniel Bryan (aka Bryan Danielson) VS Killer Kowalski

This would be a battle for the ages.  Killer Kowalski is not only a legend, but has trained a bazillion wrestlers (Including Triple H).  Daniel Bryan is the biggest thing in wrestling today, in the ring and in the minds of the fanbase.  They're both vegetarian.  They both throw a mean knee.  They both have incredible mat game.  The difference is Daniel Bryan has been and is the man.  Kowalski was never the man in his time, even though he's one of only two men I can name without doing hella research that have ever pinned Andre The Giant.  The Flying Goat has made a career of overcoming obstacles though, so I think he is capable of defeating the legendary Kowalski, though this match would take well over a half hour and be awesome as fuck.


 

Eddie Guerrero VS Samu

!Viva La Raza!  (Which is apropos, given both men come from extended wrestling families, but you kno whut it iz.)  Eddie in five.




Dolph Ziggler VS Zack Ryder

Sure, Zack Ryder has a U.S. Title Victory over Dolph Ziggler, but cummon.  We've been led to believe Zack Ryder can't win at Rock-Paper-Scissors and can't draw a dime with a stencil.  (Which is BULLSHIT, but...)  Okay.  Forget all that.  Even adding in his skill and subtracting his cursed career, Zack Ryder is not better than Dolph Ziggler.  Dolph for the win.




 Antonio Inoki VS Crash Holly

The Godfather Of Japanese Wrestling (so named since pictures of him lately have him wearing what Jay-Z wore on the cover of "Reasonable Doubt" and because of his influence on the sport) goes over the best WWF Hardcore Champion of all time.  Print it.


RECAP:

Daniel Bryan defeats Killer Kowalski
Eddie Guerrero defeats Samu
Dolph Ziggler defeats Zack Ryder
Antonio Inoki defeats Crash Holly

Come on back for Bracket XI (not in a mall)!

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