THE TOURNAMENT TO END ALL TOURNAMENTS: Brackets XIX and XX (Matches 433-440)
BRACKET XIX, Second Round (Matches 433-436):
The Godfather VS Edouard Carpentier
The Godfather tries to bribe Carpentier with Ho's. Carpentier pretends to accept, then schoolboy's Godfather for the quick pin. That's the quick-thinking of a former NWA World Champion.
Dakota Darsow VS The Undertaker
From Smash's sperm to smashed and spurned. The bell tolls for Darsow.
Raven VS Rene Dupree
Raven will get you and your little dog too, French Tickler.
Kanyon VS Spike Dudley
Who better than Kanyon? Not Spike Dudley. Kanyon was almost on DDP's level, so let's go with that.
BRACKET XX, Second Round (Matches 437-440):
Brodus Clay VS Whipper Billy Watson
The Whipper whips Barney The Jobber Dinosaur easily.
Nova (aka Simon Dean) VS Vic Grimes
Nova's not takin' no brain damage from Vic Grimes (ask New Jack about it if he remembers). Super Dude for the win.
Abyss VS Randy Orton
If Randy Orton can beat Kane, he can DAMN sure beat TNA's muppet clone of him.
Jeff Hardy VS Vladimir Kozlov
These two were supposed to be in a Triple Threat match with Triple H at Survivor Series 2008, but because of an ill-conceived bait-and-switch, we wound up with perhaps the worst WWE Title Match of all time where Kozlov and H bored the audience to death. A lot of people thought this was Hardy's night to finally win the Title, but whatever. Enough of me blabbin'; we all know Hardy wins.
RECAP:
Edouard Carpentier defeats The Godfather
The Undertaker defeats Dakota Darsow
Raven defeats Rene Dupree
Kanyon defeats Spike Dudley
Whipper Billy Watson defeats Brodus Clay
Nova defeats Simon Dean
Randy Orton defeats Abyss
Jeff Hardy defeats Vladimir Kozlov
Come on back for Brackets XXI and XXII!
The Godfather VS Edouard Carpentier
The Godfather tries to bribe Carpentier with Ho's. Carpentier pretends to accept, then schoolboy's Godfather for the quick pin. That's the quick-thinking of a former NWA World Champion.
Dakota Darsow VS The Undertaker
From Smash's sperm to smashed and spurned. The bell tolls for Darsow.
Raven VS Rene Dupree
Raven will get you and your little dog too, French Tickler.
Kanyon VS Spike Dudley
Who better than Kanyon? Not Spike Dudley. Kanyon was almost on DDP's level, so let's go with that.
BRACKET XX, Second Round (Matches 437-440):
Brodus Clay VS Whipper Billy Watson
The Whipper whips Barney The Jobber Dinosaur easily.
Nova (aka Simon Dean) VS Vic Grimes
Nova's not takin' no brain damage from Vic Grimes (ask New Jack about it if he remembers). Super Dude for the win.
Abyss VS Randy Orton
If Randy Orton can beat Kane, he can DAMN sure beat TNA's muppet clone of him.
Jeff Hardy VS Vladimir Kozlov
These two were supposed to be in a Triple Threat match with Triple H at Survivor Series 2008, but because of an ill-conceived bait-and-switch, we wound up with perhaps the worst WWE Title Match of all time where Kozlov and H bored the audience to death. A lot of people thought this was Hardy's night to finally win the Title, but whatever. Enough of me blabbin'; we all know Hardy wins.
RECAP:
Edouard Carpentier defeats The Godfather
The Undertaker defeats Dakota Darsow
Raven defeats Rene Dupree
Kanyon defeats Spike Dudley
Whipper Billy Watson defeats Brodus Clay
Nova defeats Simon Dean
Randy Orton defeats Abyss
Jeff Hardy defeats Vladimir Kozlov
Come on back for Brackets XXI and XXII!
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