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THE TOURNAMENT TO END ALL TOURNAMENTS: Bracket IX, Second Round (Matches 393-396)

 

Harley Race VS Stevie Ray

After the match, Stevie Ray was heard trying to play it all off, saying: "How many lights in this arena?  Suckas gotsta know!"  Harley in six.


 

Roadkill, The Amish Chicken Plucker VS Jack Evans

Roadkill in four.


 

Masato Yoshino VS Billy Kidman

This would be a hell of an aerial battle, but as much as I love Team Dragongate, I gotta go with Kidman.  He has the pedigree and a slight size and strength advantage.




Loch Ness VS Smash (aka Repo Man)

It will be incredibly tough for anybody to stop a 6'11" 600lb. monster like Loch Ness.  One half of Demolition included.  (In fact, you could say the only thing Repo Man is taking today is...the loss!)


RECAP:

Harley Race defeats Stevie Ray
Roadkill defeats Jack Evans
Billy Kidman defeats Masato Yoshino
Loch Ness defeats Smash

Come on back for Bracket X!

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