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THE TOURNAMENT TO END ALL TOURNAMENTS: Recap Of Round Four

Here's a quick recap of Round Four, which, quick bit of trivia, is the first round I've finished writing since...the first round:

BRACKET I:
Jim Londos defeats Bobo Brazil

BRACKET II:
The Iron Sheik defeats "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin

BRACKET III:
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair defeats Wladek Zbyszko

BRACKET IV:
Rusev defeats D-Von

BRACKET V:
Chris Benoit defeats Triple H

BRACKET VI:
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin defeats Bobby Lashley

BRACKET VII:
Booker T defeats Davey Richards

BRACKET VIII:
Kane defeats Cody "Stardust" Rhodes

BRACKET IX:
Harley Race defeats Loch Ness

BRACKET X:
Daniel Bryan and Antonio Inoki battled to a Draw

BRACKET XI:
Dusty Rhodes defeats Tito Santana

BRACKET XII:
"The Phenomenal" A.J. Styles defeats Buddy Rogers

BRACKET XIII:
"Macho Man" Randy Savage defeats The Big Show

BRACKET XIV:
"Superstar" Billy Graham defeats King Kong Bundy

BRACKET XV:
Nigel McGuiness defeats Tully Blanchard

BRACKET XVI:
Brock Lesnar defeats Gunner

BRACKET XVII:
Rey Mysterio defeats "The IT Factor" Bobby Roode

BRACKET XVIII:
Batista defeats "Dr. Death" Steve Williams

BRACKET XIX:
The Undertaker defeats Raven/Johnny Polo/Scotty Flamingo/Scott Anthony

BRACKET XX:
Randy Orton defeats "Whipper" Billy Watson

BRACKET XXI:
Andre The Giant defeats Paul Orndorff

BRACKET XXII:
Pat O'Connor defeats Gene Kiniski

BRACKET XXIII:
Verne Gagne defeats Charlie Haas

BRACKET XXIV:
Meng/Haku defeats Giant Baba

BRACKET XXV:
George Hackenschmidt defeats Lawrence Taylor

BRACKET XXVI:
Sting defeats Dean Malenko

BRACKET XXVII:
Kurt Angle defeats Stan Stasiak

BRACKET XXVIII:
Goldberg defeats James Storm

BRACKET XXIX:
Bret "The Hitman" Hart defeats Nick Bockwinkel

BRACKET XXX:
Lou Thez defeats The Ultimate Warrior

BRACKET XXXI:
Samoa Joe defeats Bully Ray Dudley

BRACKET XXXII:
The Rock defeats Bruno Sammartino

BRACKET XXXIII:
Roman Reigns defeats Rowdy Roddy Piper

BRACKET XXXIV:
"The Scissor King" Joe Stecher defeats Terry Funk

BRACKET XXXV:
Stanislaus Zbyszko defeats Jushin Thunder Liger

BRACKET XXXVI:
The Crusher defeats Haystacks Calhoun

BRACKET XXXVII:
Ed "Strangler" Lewis defeats Kevin Nash

BRACKET XXXVIII:
Scott Steiner defeats Mark Briscoe

BRACKET XXXIX:
Stu Hart defeats Fritz Von Erich

BRACKET XL:
Bronko Nagurski defeats Bob Backlund

BRACKET XLI:
Frank Gotch defeats Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

BRACKET XLII:
Hulk Hogan defeats John Cena

BRACKET XLIII:
Michael Elgin defeats Lex Luger

BRACKET XLIV:
Shawn Michaels defeats Shelton Benjamin

BRACKET XLV:
Rick Rude defeats Magnus

See y'all Monday for Round Five!

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